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What does an astronomer do when his child’s hair gets too long?

Eclipse it.

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1. What Rock Band is ready for the end of the world?

Red Hot Chilli Preppers.

2. I fell in love with a lady contortionist....

But she turned the other cheek!

3. A bear is taking a shit in the woods, and he spots a rabbit close to him, doing the same

The bear says, “Hello, Mr. Rabbit” Rabbit: “Hello, Mr. Bear” Bear: “Sir, may I ask you a personal question?” Rabbit: “Certainly, Mr. Bear” Bear: “Mr. Rabbit, do you find you have an issue with shit sticking to your fur?” Rabbit: “Why no, Mr. Bear, I do not have a problem with shit sticking to my fur” So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

4. They say the leading cause of divorce...

...is marriage. You can't be too careful these days.

5. I read a fan-fiction of Greek mythology containing a romantic relationship where the hero was written so out of character they were basically the same character in name only.

It was called "A Ship of Theseus."

6. Mathematics joke....

Did you know that 5 out of 3 people can't do fractions?

7. I was never fond of facial hair

Until it grew on me

8. Know why the chicken went to the gym?

To work on his pecks

9. How do you get a dummy to say how?

>!Ha! Dummy.!<

10. My son talked back to me using a voice synthesizer.

I said you better watch your tone.

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